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  2. fallontonight:

    There was probably a better way to phrase that, Daniel Radcliffe. 

    (via pizza)

     
  3. reallylameblog:

    come to NYC

     

  4. vulcat:

    vulcat:

    I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

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    (via unshaped)

     
  5. byrongraffiti:

    When you acting out in public and your mom can’t beat your ass like she wants to, because there’s white people around.

    (via pizza)

     

  6. snaggypax:

    everets:

    just replace all police with police dogs

    nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

    (via oh--welll)

     
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  8. michikomalandroid:

    aa-noms-you:

    pursuingthemeaning:

    do not fall in love with people like me.
    i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

    Calm down John Green

    'do not fall in love with people like me'

    don’t worry i won’t

    (Source: xemkgx, via unshaped)

     
  9. hellojunelle:

    lostlittledaydream:

    I ship it hard

    so hard

    (Source: affordyourlove, via sadmaddi)

     
  10. ruinedchildhood:

    me as a teacher

    (via smilelikeyouneedit)

     
     
  11. (Source: memewhore, via kalories1)

     

  12. excluhsive:

    When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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    (via orgasm)

     
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